Here's a good one which made me laugh this morning (Sunday). In the Betfair 'Service' forum they post the below in their 'Site Issues - Update'. I have cut and paste and not changed anything:
"The site is currently available.
Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.
Please be assured that our Technical teams are currently looking into the root cause, so we can minimise the risk of such an outage happening in the future.
The Betfair Team "
So, they now find they need to apologise for their site being available.

'He was looking for the card so high and wild he'd never need to deal another' - Leonard Cohen