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Funny VBA

Postby osknows » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:08 pm

Just found this which is slightly amusing....

Programming Nihilism

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Dim Everything as Object

If Everything Is Nothing Then
    MsgBox "This is a paradox of the universe."
End If

Sub and Function Names
Sub MachineGun ()
Sub Stitute ()
Sub Marine ()
Sub Human ()
Function Ality ()

Declaration Statements
Dim Lotus(1 To 3)
Dim Wit, TheLights
Public Exposure
Dim Julian As Boolean, King As String, Kong As Long
Dim BaseballCards As New Collection
Dim Mouthful as Byte
Dim Dewey As Decimal
Dim DatingService As Single
Public Nudity As Graphic
Dim Trouble As Double
Static Cling, Electricity
Dim Rope as String
Dim Bones, Bones, DryBones
ReDim HisRights

VBA Statements
On Error GoTo Hell
If IsMissing(InAction) Then GoTo MilkCarton
If IsNull(Warranty) And Void Then BuyaNew1
Cocktail = Abs(Vodka)
SendKeys "Because I'm locked out"
Synergy = Whole > Application.Sum(ItsParts)
Brightness = Array("of", "light")
Yield = Right(OfWay, 2)
Perfect10 = DateValue(Tiffany)
If(IsEmpty(Head)) Then GoTo School
WoodenHouse = Log(Cabin)
Kill("SomeTime")Heart = Val(Entine)
RaiseEvent Hell
Brittney = Space(Cadet)
Seek(AndYeShallFind)
Lonely = Left(Out, 1)
OnWithThe.ShowDeadActor = Dir("WoodKirby")
Call MeACab(Hansom)
Application.Run "Away"
GoodIdea.Copy
Wallpaper.Paste
Range("HomeOnThe").Activate
Lubricant = Shell("\Oil")
Mismatch = Round(Sqr(Peg), 0)
Actor = Val(Kilmer)
Map = Rand(McNally)
GoTo Jail

Do Walk Backwards
  Loop Until Christmas


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Postby dgs2001 » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:07 am

:D :D SendKeys "Because I'm locked out" :D :D


Os

I love this line tucked nicely away in the middle

Duncan
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Postby GaryRussell » Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:37 am

I tried it, but it kept crashing :wink:
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Postby osknows » Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:06 am

This one makes me chuckle.... Dim Bones, Bones, DryBones
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Postby Norwegian Would » Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:06 am

Didn't work for me either.........

Computer says Noh........ eh eh :D
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